She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
the day after is always just damage control
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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