she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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