FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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