she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm at about main and main street
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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