you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i dont even know how to be here
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
