Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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