I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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