tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
