His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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