he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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