Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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