yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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