she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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