Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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