Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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