i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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