I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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