hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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