this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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