I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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