The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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