I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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