i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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