This is not my ceiling
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Randomize
