Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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