I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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