Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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