i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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