It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He passed out mid-signature
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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