She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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