who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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