...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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