you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She bit a glass in half.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
