...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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