So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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