I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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