i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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