margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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