Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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