they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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