Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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