yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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