Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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