I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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