did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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