I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Randomize
