I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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