do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Terrible idea I love it
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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