So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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