just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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