Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Randomize
