I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
My ATM looks so different sober.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
