You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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