What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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