It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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