He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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