can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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