I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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