do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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